10. I have perfected the blue-hair shuffle. (Tere please don't put me in a home)
9. People listen to me, just because I almost died.
8. For some reason I don't give a shit about other people's tumors.
7. The shower chair still has grey pubes from the previous owner.
6. Balls get stuck in slots of said shower chair.
5. While I'm on the subject, my balls have gotten longer.
4. Severe butt crust.
3. Can't see enough to paint (can't see brush and/or easel).
2. I'm being fitted for a white helmet.
1. Every time I sneeze the flaps of my skull move and blood comes out.
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I'm a little confused about the "balls" thing. You're going to have to explain that the next time I see you. I hope you're all doing well. Hugs and Kisses to you all.
ReplyDeleteLove always, Richelle
Dibs on being the first person to sign your helmet!
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