Wild Bill's Top Ten Best Reasons to have a Tumor

10. Suddenly you're the center of attention...
9. Being waited on hand and foot everyday....by everyone....even Crystal believe it or not
8. My wife gets to wash my balls
7. It get to grow a new layer of skin and hair
6. Growing a third eye the size of a potato on my right cheek
5. Women come up to me and ask me why i'm winking at them
4. Your eyes are already ready to play pool
3. I get to meet some of the nicest people in the world....i know they'll be coming around some day
2. Finding out who your true friends are
1. Knowing that you might die which prepared me for heaven.

Wild Bill's Top Ten Worst Reasons to have a Tumor coming tomorrow...